10 Images That Come to Mind When Viewing Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover

Bad news about Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover: It's kinda cute! Sure, it's waterlogged with Photoshop tricks and the Marilyn Monroe thing's been done 145,000,090 times, but it's an undeniably successful photo. Unfortunately, it's also calls to mind a number of questionable images. Here are the first 10 things that Lindsay Lohan's Playboy debut reminded me of -- please add your own recollections after the jump.

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1. A really sultry pre-sneeze

2. RuPaul's Drag Race fan favorite Pandora Boxx

3. A dubious gynecologist exam

4. Jayne Mansfield's last attempt at Marilyn's throne

5. Jenna Maroney's crossdressing lover on 30 Rock played by Will Forte

6. SNL's "The Robin Bird Show" sketch with Cheri Oteri

7. Mamie Van Doren right now

8. Some self-congratulatory HBO miniseries starring Evan Rachel Wood as a call girl

9. Elle Fanning? Anyone?

10. The perfect cover for the burn book

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Comments

  • BWags says:

    She is utterly unrecognizable! That could be any random bunny.

  • Yojimbo says:

    Congratulations, Hef and your army of creepy middlebrow leerbots, you've exceeded even the generally high levels of queasy sadness produced by the average Playboy cover.

  • Yojimbo says:

    Congratulations, Hef and your army of creepy middlebrow leerbots, you've exceeded even the generally high levels of queasy sadness produced by the average Playboy cover.

  • YoYo Ma says:

    Way too much airbrushing

  • Alan says:

    Looks like Rose McGowan to me.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    If you squint, she almost looks like that young actress who had a promising career then disappeared from the scene... What's her name? Oh, right> Lindsay Lohan.

  • Red says:

    what is really concerning... I as a redhead would be confused that is. Lindsay is a natural redhead and here her hair is dyed blonde. Sooooooo I don't know how much she was gonna show in the magazine (I don't want to look) but something would have to be done about the mis-match. I haven't the slightest idea why any redhead would dye their hair to begin with. Such a sin. she should be ashamed of herself. Dying her hair blonde. Why? To look like every other cookie cutter female that walks around. Sick

  • DogBoy says:

    @Red: "something would have to be done about the mis-match"??? Yeah, it's called shaving. All the young whippersnappers are doing it.

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