Caption This: A White Ape Stalks Taylor Kitsch in John Carter
Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars sci-fi series may have first appeared 100 years ago -- and director Andrew Stanton's Disney adaptation John Carter may be taking forever to come out -- but EW's new photo from the movie is fresh as ever: Friday Night Lights vet Taylor Kitsch yanks on a chain while a gigantic, extraordinary white ape bellows behind him. Shall we caption this big-budget brawn?
My vote: "Clear size, full wrath -- will lose." Now yours.
John Carter of Mars hits theaters March 9.
• Taylor Kitsch in 'John Carter [EW]
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Thanks for the floss! I'll need that after I finish you off for lunch!
Riggins finally sees Laila Garrity's true colors.
Don't be so impatient. I'm dragging your food in as fast as I can.
"AARGGHHH, I TOLD YOU IDIOTS A THOUSAND TIMES I'M AN HERBIVORE!"
Pulling the chain of the plug where $350 million bucks is gonna get washed down.
Let the dogs go, Yukon Cornelius, you can't save them.
"Ughh... If I can just drag the frame a little further... Ah! Get myself out of shot.. [raw screams of brute cinematic strength] He won't know I'm here!"