'Again I Got Away': Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall DVD Commentary is Priceless
Remember the scene in Total Recall where our foe's eyes pop out of his head at a climactic moment? Well, your ears will perform a similar feat when you hear Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall DVD commentary with director Paul Verhoeven. It's as monotone, Austrian, and filled with hearty chuckles as you imagine. It is still funny. In fact, it is the best thing I've heard all month.
It meets my expectations, yet defies belief. I've checked a couple times to make sure it's not an amazing impersonation, but apparently both Verhoeven and Schwarzenegger really recorded a commentary. How can I possibly gift-wrap this and give it to my uncles for Christmas? Why isn't an electroclash remix available yet? Come on, internet.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger on 'Total Recall' [Buzzfeed]