Let's Hear Your #RejectedPeanutsSpecials!


I think of Charlie Brown as a movie star since some of his best work is in full-length features like Snoopy, Come Home and Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. Now I can also call him a Twitter phenomenon since he's subject of the joke meme #RejectedPeanutsSpecials. We love that hashtag so much that we're contributing a bunch of our own ideas after the jump. The Great Pumpkin has never been scarier.

First, here are a few we liked from the Twitterati:

It's a Grand Mal, Charlie Brown! #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
Oct 28 via TwittelatorFavoriteRetweetReply

You're a Good Man, Peppermint Patty #rejectedpeanutsspecials
Oct 28 via TweetDeckFavoriteRetweetReply

You Stopped Being Funny in the 70s, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
Oct 28 via ProxletFavoriteRetweetReply

And now, ours:

· You're an Unfeeling Misanthrope, Charlie Brown

· You'll Settle for Marcie, Charlie Brown

· It's the Great Sadness, Charlie Brown

· You're a Disturbingly Good Dancer, Charlie Brown

· You're a Server at Chili's, Charlie Brown

· Linus is Nailing Your Sister, Charlie Brown

· A Charlie Brown Antichrist Summoning

· You are Lucy's Bitch, Charlie Brown

· Snoopy Doesn't Exist, Charlie Brown

· It Has to Be Syphilis, Charlie Brown

· Your Ears Look Exactly Like Your Nose, Charlie Brown

· Peanuts are Raceless, So Please Explain Franklin, Charlie Brown

Your turn. Got any?

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  • The WInchester says:

    Here's a prescription for Ativan, Charlie Brown
    You're dog has a better social life, Charlie Brown
    Just Give Up, Chuck
    Linus Sells Out: Charlie Brown Xmas 2
    (For what it's worth, You’ll Settle for Marcie, Charlie Brown made me spit out my drink).

  • S.T. VanAirsdale says:

    You're an Ass Man, Charlie Brown
    Drop the Gun and Put Your Hands On Your Head, Charlie Brown
    Madea's Charlie Brown Christmas

  • SicSemper says:

    Your Friends Will All Grow Up and Forget About You Except for Occasional Semi-Concerned Replies to Your Increasingly Despondent Facebook Posts, Charlie Brown
    You'll Develop a Drinking Problem, Charlie Brown
    Cutting Makes You Feel Something, Anything, Charlie Brown

  • stolidog says:

    Aim for the head, not the ball, Charlie Brown

  • milessilverberg says:

    You're a Rich Recluse Thanks to Your Soul Dying for the Last Time at the Hands of All Your Friends' Abuse, Charlie Brown
    A Smack-Fueled Charlie Brown Rave
    A Budding Serial Killer Named Charlie Brown
    Charlie Brown is the Name, and Fake Pussy Is My Game (ask around in Atlanta about this one)

  • Louis Virtel says:

    I Can Do Beagle All By Myself

  • Bob Madia says:

    It Gets Better, Charlie Brown.

  • Megan says:

    The Condom Broke, Charlie Brown
    You're allergic to Penicillin, Charlie Brown
    Time to Put Snoopy Down, Charlie Brown
    Your Parents Can't Make the Mortgage, Charlie Brown
    What Do You Have Against Jews, Charlie Brown?
    You're Prematurely Balding, Charlie Brown

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Your God is Dead, Charlie Brown