Let's Hear Your #RejectedPeanutsSpecials!
I think of Charlie Brown as a movie star since some of his best work is in full-length features like Snoopy, Come Home and Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. Now I can also call him a Twitter phenomenon since he's subject of the joke meme #RejectedPeanutsSpecials. We love that hashtag so much that we're contributing a bunch of our own ideas after the jump. The Great Pumpkin has never been scarier.
First, here are a few we liked from the Twitterati:
@MJMcKean
Michael McKean It's a Grand Mal, Charlie Brown! #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
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@sepinwall
Alan Sepinwall You're a Good Man, Peppermint Patty #rejectedpeanutsspecials
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@theharryshearer
Harry Shearer You Stopped Being Funny in the 70s, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
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And now, ours:
· You're an Unfeeling Misanthrope, Charlie Brown
· You'll Settle for Marcie, Charlie Brown
· It's the Great Sadness, Charlie Brown
· You're a Disturbingly Good Dancer, Charlie Brown
· You're a Server at Chili's, Charlie Brown
· Linus is Nailing Your Sister, Charlie Brown
· A Charlie Brown Antichrist Summoning
· You are Lucy's Bitch, Charlie Brown
· Snoopy Doesn't Exist, Charlie Brown
· It Has to Be Syphilis, Charlie Brown
· Your Ears Look Exactly Like Your Nose, Charlie Brown
· Peanuts are Raceless, So Please Explain Franklin, Charlie Brown
Your turn. Got any?
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Here's a prescription for Ativan, Charlie Brown
You're dog has a better social life, Charlie Brown
Just Give Up, Chuck
Linus Sells Out: Charlie Brown Xmas 2
(For what it's worth, You’ll Settle for Marcie, Charlie Brown made me spit out my drink).
You're an Ass Man, Charlie Brown
Drop the Gun and Put Your Hands On Your Head, Charlie Brown
Madea's Charlie Brown Christmas
Your Friends Will All Grow Up and Forget About You Except for Occasional Semi-Concerned Replies to Your Increasingly Despondent Facebook Posts, Charlie Brown
You'll Develop a Drinking Problem, Charlie Brown
Cutting Makes You Feel Something, Anything, Charlie Brown
Aim for the head, not the ball, Charlie Brown
You're a Rich Recluse Thanks to Your Soul Dying for the Last Time at the Hands of All Your Friends' Abuse, Charlie Brown
A Smack-Fueled Charlie Brown Rave
A Budding Serial Killer Named Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown is the Name, and Fake Pussy Is My Game (ask around in Atlanta about this one)
I Can Do Beagle All By Myself
It Gets Better, Charlie Brown.
The Condom Broke, Charlie Brown
You're allergic to Penicillin, Charlie Brown
Time to Put Snoopy Down, Charlie Brown
Your Parents Can't Make the Mortgage, Charlie Brown
What Do You Have Against Jews, Charlie Brown?
You're Prematurely Balding, Charlie Brown
Your God is Dead, Charlie Brown