A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Red Band Trailer Promises the Most F-ed-Up Film of the Holiday Season

If you've always wanted to see Santa Claus take a bong rip, two topless nuns kiss, a toddler get high off of second-hand marijuana inhalation and Neil Patrick Harris get an under-the-pants hand job in a night club called Heaven, you're in luck. The red-band trailer for A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is here and offers all of those NSFW things -- and more!

So to reiterate, this is not a film for the whole family this holiday season -- just the family members that enjoy R-rated claymation and humor about Santa getting shot in the head. Kal Penn, John Cho and Neil Patrick Harris (playing a twisted, R-rated version of himself) star alongside Patton Oswalt, Thomas Lennon, Danny Trejo, Eddie Kaye Thomas and David Krumholtz.

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas hits theaters November 4.

Verdict: I don't have words for a trailer that ends with Thomas Lennon declaring, "My baby is f*cked on cocaine."

[via SlashFilm]