American Reunion Redband Trailer Proves Things Haven't Changed Since Jason Biggs's Pie Days

Good news and bad news about American Reunion based on the very first (and very redband) teaser trailer that has just surfaced: Jason Biggs's Jim still isn't locking the door when he masturbates. This could be good news for American Pie purists who hoped the franchise would get back to basics this April, and bad news for fans who hoped Jim would never have to pleasure himself again with footwear after marrying Alyson Hannigan's band geek Michelle in the third and most recent Pie installment, American Wedding.

Warning: The teaser is NSFW, not appropriate for kids, and deserving of its restricted redband label.

Like I was saying, things haven't changed much for Jim in the past decade (based on this promo) other than the fact that a small child now interrupts his self-love sessions rather than his father (Eugene Levy, who will also return for Reunion) and the fact that he is married to a girl who also understands the value of alone time. Unseen in this sneak peak are Thomas Ian Nicholas, Chris Klein, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Tara Reid, Natasha Lyonne, Mena Suvari, Shannon Elizabeth and Jennifer Coolidge, whose returning characters will miraculously all show up for East Great Falls' ten-year reunion.

In case you weren't motivated to see American Reunion based on the above trailer alone, know that this installment is directed by Harold & Kumar writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg.

VERDICT: Maybe it's finally time to put memories of all of those direct-to-DVD Pie spin-off films behind us?

American Reunion opens in theaters April 6.

[via Vulture]


  • The WInchester says:

    Oh yeah, Glenn Close is definitely gonna win for this. She looks just like Jason Big... what?

  • j'accuse! says:

    Wow. Everyone's masturbating. So this is tragicomedy huh? A little American Beauty with your Pie? Everyone is sad and unfulfilled and masturbating every time they get a few stray minutes alone. I think this may be more tragic than that new Glenn Close picture.

  • j'accuse! says:

    Haha wow dude. Amazin. I swear your thing wasn't there when I started writing my thing. Great minds think alike.

  • The WInchester says:

    Ha! Indeed, they (we) do.

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