Johnny Depp, Dark Shadows Gang Creep Into the Light

In the first image from Tim Burton's long-awaited forthcoming adaptation of Dark Shadows, you'll find Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Chloe Moretz and numerous others in various states of undead torpor. Click for bigger, and read on for more Buzz Break.


[Full cast list and photo at EW]

· "OK, so here's what happens..." About 6,000 words later, you will know everything -- and I mean everything -- that happens in Drive. [Crushing Death Blow via The Awl]

· Are dead Jews, dead ex-cons and/or dead Jewish ex-cons getting the short end of the stick when it comes to coverage of the trendy final resting place better known as Hollywood Forever Cemetery? Uh, sure? [Tablet]

· I know what you were thinking: "Kenneth Branagh is good, but what Thor 2 needs is a director with a little more handle on low-budget Oscar-winning lesbian serial killer flicks." Well, here you go: Monster helmer Patty Jenkins is in talks to take over the Marvel sequel, due in 2013. [Deadline]

· Are you deaf? Great! Then you'll love Victoria Justice and Hunter Hayes's just-released cover duet of "Almost Paradise" from the upcoming Footloose remake. [Just Jared Jr.]