What Do You Suppose Madonna's Truth or Dare Perfume Smells Like?

Chapter three of Madonna's flower-humiliating tour continues in Toronto, with the voguess showing off a new perfume inspired by her '91 documentary Madonna: Truth or Dare. Flare Editor-in-Chief Lisa Tant literally experienced the sparkling topnotes firsthand. Read her account of its aroma, then let's suggest our own.

Tant tweeted: "Madonna spritzed her new scent, Truth or Dare, on my wrist. Took it out of her clutch & grabbed my wrist. Gardenia, tuberose, musk... I told Madonna that her scent smells like the movie - fabulous, sexy & a little violent. She loved that." The only thing "violent" about Truth or Dare is Sandra Bernhard's sneer, but I appreciate the sentiment. And the gardenias, which effing own hydrangeas.

Here's what else a perfume called "Truth or Dare" should smell like.

· a sweaty bustier

· a deep-throated Evian bottle

· Jean-Paul Gaultier's new boyfriend

· a sexy Jesus

· a freshly sharpened cone bra

· Warren Beatty's contempt

Were these all synonyms? Sorry. What should we add?

Madonna's 'Truth or Dare' Perfume [DrownedMadonna]


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