What Do You Suppose Madonna's Truth or Dare Perfume Smells Like?

Chapter three of Madonna's flower-humiliating tour continues in Toronto, with the voguess showing off a new perfume inspired by her '91 documentary Madonna: Truth or Dare. Flare Editor-in-Chief Lisa Tant literally experienced the sparkling topnotes firsthand. Read her account of its aroma, then let's suggest our own.

Tant tweeted: "Madonna spritzed her new scent, Truth or Dare, on my wrist. Took it out of her clutch & grabbed my wrist. Gardenia, tuberose, musk... I told Madonna that her scent smells like the movie - fabulous, sexy & a little violent. She loved that." The only thing "violent" about Truth or Dare is Sandra Bernhard's sneer, but I appreciate the sentiment. And the gardenias, which effing own hydrangeas.

Here's what else a perfume called "Truth or Dare" should smell like.

· a sweaty bustier

· a deep-throated Evian bottle

· Jean-Paul Gaultier's new boyfriend

· a sexy Jesus

· a freshly sharpened cone bra

· Warren Beatty's contempt

Were these all synonyms? Sorry. What should we add?

Madonna's 'Truth or Dare' Perfume [DrownedMadonna]


  • NP says:

    A porta potty.
    Old shoe leather.
    A sleepover party.

  • Dimo says:

    Clearly, not hydrangeas.

  • The WInchester says:

    Shame, delusion, and Kevin Costner's confusion.

  • S.T. VanAirsdale says:

    Alek Keshishian.

  • The WInchester says:

    I was trying to find a way to get a good With Honors joke in there somehow, but it just wasn't happening today.

  • Chris says:

    Just don't call it neat.

  • G says:

    Finally, a perfume for all of us out there not having sex so we can smell like sex.

  • Louis Virtel says:

    This is a noble plight.

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