VIDEO: Bonjour, Girl! A Gayer, Greater Beauty and the Beast

We used to consider Aladdin the gayest Disney film thanks to its gilded grandeur, decadent costuming, and, uh, Jafar. "Bring me the boy!" indeed, my good vizier! However, the Internet has proved us wrong this week with a video entitled, "Bonjour, girl!" a redubbed, bitchier take on Belle's opening musical from Beauty and the Beast. Girl needs to leave this provincial life, STAT!

If you're looking for a companion piece to this addictive little clip, I advise you rewatch all of Mrs. Potts's actual scenes in the movie. Lansbury brings the catwalk realness.

Bonjour, Girl [YouTube]