10 First Impressions of the New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

mgp_poster630.jpgI'm sworn to secrecy regarding my recent previewing of Machine Gun Preacher, director Marc Forster's forthcoming biopic about Sam Childers, a Pennsylvania junkie ex-con-turned-born-again-orphanage-building-gunslinging savior of Sudan. But there's nothing that I or anybody else can say about the film that isn't summed up in its new one-sheet featuring star and co-producer Gerard Butler, which is like whoaaa.

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Not to take the easy, cynical way out either -- Childers's real-life story is genuinely mindblowing -- but Jesus Christ indeed, pray for this poster. What to even say about it?

· Gerard Butler Packs Heat, Orphan in New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: No Condescending Racial Overtones at All, Nooooo

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Say Hello to Gerard Butler's Little Friend

· Orange Blood, White Messiah All Over New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Is That an Orphan in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Have Sad African Child, Will Travel

· Hope For Another Machine Gun Preacher Poster is the Greatest Weapon of All

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: What Kind of Buddy Movie is This?

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Hand Over the Oscar, and No Sudanese Kid Gets Hurt

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: That's Racist

[via IMDB]



Comments

  • JT says:

    Why be so PC sensitive and play the race card. Given the premise for this film (and true story) it is an awesome poster!

  • Furious D says:

    What offends me the most is that he's clearly holding an assault rifle, and not a machine gun.
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    Also, considering that it's based on the true story of a white man saving African orphans, I don't think they have many other choices when it comes to poster imagery.

  • Like I said, I've seen this thing, and trust me when I say that this movie is about a lot more than that, and there are 100 more creative options for marketing it than Gerard the White Giant and a kid _who isn't even the main one in the movie_. It basically purports to say, "If you've seen/saved one Sudanese orphan, then you've seen/saved them all." A Sally Struthers commercial has more conviction.

  • JaySin420 says:

    Is this a prequel to Cop and a Half?

  • Linda says:

    When I saw the poster, I did not have one of your 10 first impressions. Why so negative?....Or maybe you are trying to be funny, don't know? I can't wait to see this movie. I am a Christian and a Gerard Butler fan, so I am excited.

  • casting couch says:

    ^LOL

  • liam says:

    This world is full of white hero's, we are so lucky!

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