Happy 64th Birthday, Arnold Schwarzenegger! What's His Best Onscreen One-Liner?
On July 30, 1947, Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Austria to parents Gustav and Aurelia. He moved to America when he was 21 years old, rose to fame as a prominent body builder, turned to acting, turned to politics, and -- before the scandal about his illegitimate love child broke earlier this year -- was one of the most beloved figures in pop culture over the last 30 years. So, not a great birthday year for Arnold! But! that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the former Governator's cumpleaños by remembering some of his great onscreen one-liners.
There are so many to chose from that it's hard to pick a favorite, but to me you can't really beat any of the following:
· "Stick around." -- Predator
· "Get to the chopper!" -- Predator
· "Dillon! You son of a bitch!" -- Predator
· Pretty much every line in Predator
· "It's not a tumor." -- Kindergarten Cop
· "See you at the party, Richter." -- Total Recall
· "Don't wake my friend, he's dead tired." -- Commando
· "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? I lied." -- Commando
· Pretty much every line in Commando
· "I'll be back." -- Terminator
· "I need a vacation." -- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
And so on! Leave your favorite hacktacular one-liner in the comments section below. Bonus virtual high-five if you include video!
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"You're luggage" - Eraser
"Put that cookie down. NOW!" - Jingle All the Way
"Hasta la vista." -Terminator
Fuck you Asshole
"No. Fuck YOU asshole." - Commando
Don't forget these gems:
"Who is your daddy? And what does he do? - Kindergarten Cop
"It's not a TUMA"- Also Kindergarten Cop
"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied." - Commando
Next time I should really read the article before I post, LOL!
"After watching the Mulattas shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass." -Carnival in Rio
From Terminator: Landlord hey buddy do you have a dead cat in there?
Arnorld: Fuck You Asshole.
From Total Recall: Get your ass to Mars,Get your ass to Mars,Get your ass to Mars,Get your ass to Mars,Get your ass to Mars
From Total Recall: Red Headed Lady: Get ready for a big surprise.....Boom
From Total Recall: You Blew My Cover, they'll kill us all.
From Total Recall: To the robot cab driver. Drive, I said Drive, Shit , Shit, Shit.
From Predator: To the Alien. You are one ugly Mother--Fkr
From Commando: To Matrix: Let off some steam!
"You're not sending me to the cooler!" - Batman & Robin
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Nah, I'm just screwing with ya. It's actually
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" - T2
Who cares - he's a piece of crap & was a HORRIBLE governor.
I want to believe he invited Conan's sidekick to his birthday festivities, just so he could say:
"See you at the pahty, Richter!" (Total Recall)
"Hello cutie-pie" or " I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine!" both from The Running Man
"Give these people air!" or as it really sounds "giv zis pipl eyr".
Total Recall rules
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"
THAT hit the spot.
Same thing Maria said to him: "Consider that a divorce." - Total Recall
Is that the "lady disguise" from Total Recall as your avatar??
Anything from "Running Man"> i.e. "He had to Split!", "What a hot head!", ect.
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