Watch Edward and Bella Consummate Their Marriage in First Teaser for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I

Twi-hards, you're cordially invited to watch the wedding event of the year -- and the bed breaking honeymoon sex that follows soon after. After months of anticipation, the first teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I has arrived, and while it doesn't include any placenta chewing, it does feature sex that would wake the neighbors. Also, Taylor Lautner's unhappy face and shirtless torso. This thing has it all! Click ahead to watch.

ZOMG, etc. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I reaches climax theaters on Nov. 18. Head over to IMDb to watch in HD.