See First Poster for Dolphin Tale: Is Harry Connick Jr. Dolphin-Safe?

I reserve a certain affection for dolphin show music. Ever been to Chicago's Brookfield Zoo or Shedd Aquarium? Then you know the majesty of these new-age, meandering, indigo-hued musics. Inspirational, yet warm. Timelessly dated. When Keiko pops up on her tailfin or jumps at the dangling red doodad in the air, you want beautiful musics to help couch your tears. That's all I have to say about that. And look, here's Harry Connick Jr. in a poster for a dolphin movie!


Morgan Freeman is most excited about dolphins, as you can see. He's grinning like he scored a VIP ticket to the stage-right, front row section of Noelani's Aquatic Vaudeville. Swim, Noelani, swim! Do a jive now! You throw that trainer into the sky! And come back down with a splash that sends Morgan into a fun little fit. Weeee!

Oh, also: Hello, Kris Kristofferson. You are indeed an evergreen.


  • milessilverberg says:

    That poster design screams "1983 Hallmark Hall of Fame Presentation." But the more horrifying thing about this project will be the inevitable amputee porn parody.

  • Tommy Marx says:

    Why won't Harry look me in the eye?

  • The Winchester says:

    This "From the studio that brought you..." nonsense on posters and in trailers needs to stop.
    Remember, this is also the studio that gave us Sucker Punch and Jonah Hex.