Darren Aronofsky Circles Maleficent And Moses

spiritawardsaronofsky225.jpgDarren Aronofsky, your latest cinematic offering garnered wild acclaim and countless accolades and just recently passed the $300 million finish line. Plus you managed to extricate yourself from a potentially mojo-killing sequel. So what you gonna do next? From reports, it seems like either something with an evil witch or an Old Testament prophet. Ooh, range!

Aronofsky is reportedly being wooed to take the director's chair for two wildly different movies. One, Maleficent, is the "edgy, adult" re-imagining of the Sleeping Beauty story that Tim Burton recently passed on. The other, Moses, is, well, about Moses and the story of Exodus. With the leaving and the wandering and the whatnot.

Whether he'll go to Warner Bros. for Moses or to Disney for Maleficent is anyone's guess, but Aronofsky has long been interested in doing the story of Noah, so perhaps he'll figure that Moses is close enough to count. And if does, good luck squeezing in some lesbian sex scenes with Mila Kunis as Sephora, Darren!

·Darren Aronofsky Being Sought For 'Maleficent' and 'Moses'? [/Film]



Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    Whatever he chooses, he should either a) grow a beard to match; or b) shave off the creepy mustache.
    Only John Waters can pull that look off, sir, and you are no John Waters.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Caption> "I don't just say this to everyone but YOU LOOK MARVELOUS! It's better to look good than to feel good, you know what I am saying to you darling??!"

  • Dixon Gaines says:

    Winchester, I respect you deeply, but I must disagree. Aronofsky might be the only man this side of Selleck who makes the mustache work for him. For whatever reason, I think it makes him look debonair rather than a hipster d-bag or a disheveled kid-toucher.

  • The Winchester says:

    Very well, sir. Perhaps it's just the choice of picture, with scarf/open shirt combo, that's giving me the "Hey kids, I got an Abba Zabba in the back of the van" vibe.
    But, in all fairness, the best man who's rocking a mustache this side of Selleck is Ron Swanson.

  • bib fortuna says:

    That look says "I'm a hipster douchebag, and I don't care who knows it!"

  • zooeyglass1999 says:

    Agree about Ron F#@!ing Swanson but for some reason the look in the picture above works for Aronofsky. I don't find him all that attractive but that picture makes him look very appealing. Maybe its because it seems like he is embracing the fact that the look does kind of make him look like a douche.

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