Zsa Zsa Gabor Reportedly in Coma

Zsa Zsa Gabor, who ranks as one of my favorite 94-year-olds -- you're still my main girl, Olivia de Havilland! -- is reportedly in a coma. The socialite and veteran of the original Moulin Rouge, who has suffered major health setbacks in the past year, was "rushed to the hospital yesterday where doctors performed emergency surgery to repair a 'major infection in her stomach' caused by a feeding tube." Heartbreaking! Daaaah-ling, we're rooting for you! [TMZ]