If Captain Jack Sparrow Falls in Love, Johnny Depp Wants It to Be Silent

While speaking to MTV about this weekend's Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Johnny Depp explained there is really only one scenario in which his swashbuckling Disney character would ever fall in love. "It would most likely be a silent film," Depp said. "I think he would go completely catatonic and be unable to speak. He would probably sit there and quiver for an hour and a half." Think of it as the blockbuster version of The Artist. [MTV]