See New Pics from the Straight-to-DVD Tekken Movie You Didn't Know Existed

Did you know that all movies based on video games are five-star landmarks of cinema? I did the research and it's true. No use double-checking my work: Double Dragon, Resident Evil, Super Mario Bros. (Happy birthday, Samantha Mathis!), Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Mortal Kombat: Back in the Habit, and the coup de grace, Street Fighter all qualify as gems. Another one is about to join their company: the completely ignored Tekken film. Let's observe this fresh nugget of DVD-bound Namco gold!

Here are all the familiar characters in action. Looks about right. Anna and Nina should refer to themselves as "the original Williams sisters" and conduct a photoshoot where they kick ass on a clay court.

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Tekken arrives on DVD and Blu-Ray July 19.

'Tekken' Movie Coming to DVD [Cinema Blend]



Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    Begging your pardon, but Street Fighter are the Coupes de graces, as there were TWO masterpiece films, the amazing Van Damme one and the incomparable Legend of Chun Li, with Chris Klein.
    NASH OUT!

  • J'accuse! says:

    Great abs on everyone.