Eyeball the First Trailer for Final Destination 5
Those merry tricksters behind the Final Destination franchise return in August, and this time they'll play up your fear of laser eye surgery. Hey, what would be a worse way to die than by having your brain melted by a laser beam, Goldfinger-style?! Oh, right: By having hot tar poured all over your face during a bridge collapse. The first trailer for Final Destination 5 lies ahead; considered this your warning.
For reference, I had my eyes covered through 57 percent of that. Enjoy the five-quel in 3-D when it hits theaters on Aug. 12.