Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Get Dirty in Latest Still from Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Breaking Moon Dawn) is sure to rewrite lunar history for the next 25 generations, so we may as well acknowledge its new screencap with stars Shia Labeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and write a caption for it. Look at the terror on poor Shia's face. Disturbia! It can creep up inside you and consume you!

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Rules for captions:

· You may not invoke the name of any Brian Austin Green spouse.

· Your may not say "The Magic School Bus Plunges Into Ms. Frizzle's Colon."

· You may not make a Disturbia reference, because I made a cute one above.

· You may bring up Shia's arrest at a Chicago Walgreen's.

· You can't compare Rosie to '90s bombshell Bridgette Wilson, who played Sonja in Mortal Kombat. Because only I can think of that.

Now: Go!

Transformers: Dark of the Moon hits theaters on July 1.

· First Look: Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the run in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' [HitFix]



Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    "Hang on there, Mutt. The world may be on the brink of annihilation at the hands of gigantic murderous robots, but you still have to take me out on a proper date before shoving your hand in my pants."

  • Bw says:

    Is that a taco in your pants OR are you just glad my name is lepoof?

  • Louis Virtel says:

    At heart, Transformers has always been a morality tale.

  • noodle says:

    "That's right, take my hand -- now remember: look BOTH WAYS before we cross the road!"

  • Jack Easton says:

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazingly gorgeous. This sensual young woman is indescribably beautiful. I hope that she does more mainstream movies from now on.

  • Shakira says:

    I just hope that they finally include the Transformers Robots in Disguise theme music in the opening and end credits of the movie.
    The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
    Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
    The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
    The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
    The Transformers!

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