VIDEO: Inevitable Charlie Sheen/Tom Cruise Mash-Up Just Dumb Enough to Work

It was just a matter of time before the erstwhile barometer of A-list Hollywood nutjobbery collided head-on with its reigning ambassador. The only real question was how that would work -- how or even if Tom Cruise's legendary come-to-Xenu moment would interface with Charlie Sheen's morning-show free-fall into notoriety. But as Sheen himself attests here, "'Can't' is the cancer of 'happen,'" so we've got to start somewhere, right?

Or maybe this is great, and I just resent having that Scientology jam stuck in my head again for the dozenth time. #Losing.

[via My Life as a Blog]