The Uncanny Similarities Between Charlie Sheen And Muammar Qaddafi

This week has been ruled by dual overhead nutcases Charlie Sheen and Muammar Qaddafi. Now, of course one is worse than the other: one is murdering tinpot tyrant, the other just a coked-up actor with a god complex, but if you look closer, as Denis Leary did too, you'll see that there's a few eerie similarities between the two.

•After years ensconced in a mirthless television show / dictatorial third-world country that everyone knew was terrible, is finally being called to account for their bizarre actions

•Will brook no perfidious or scurrilous words against him, demanding handjobs & sandwiches / complete and utter obedience

•While the oil / syndication money was flowing freely, Western European countries / CBS happily looked the other way even though they knew of the horrible behavior bubbling below the surface

•When finally confronted with his malfeasances, dispatches a series of rambling, disjointed communiques, each one crazier than the last

•Is now vengefully attacking own country / show, regardless of the collateral damage to innocent by-standers / Jon Cryer

•Has access to F-18 / Mirage jets with which he rains down fire. Note: said jets currently are stationed in his fire-breathing fists / Malta

•Refuses to believe that his time on top has come to an end, declaring that "failure is not an option" / "Muammar is not a president to leave his post."

•Wherever he goes, he brings along a coterie of buxom blonds who pose as his porn family / nurses & bodyguards

Seems to have a real problem with Jews


  • Furious D says:

    I'm a little confused, which one demanded handjobs and sandwiches and which one demanded total obedience, because it's a toss up either way.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    "Single male, unemployed with God complex, seeking handjobs and sandwiches. Have fire-breathing fists and lots of spare time."

  • J'accuse! says:

    Oh man! I laughed so hard at that I think a little of my beverage came out my nose!