VIDEO: Finally, the Scott Walker/Charlie Sheen Mash-Up You've Been Waiting For

I'll just make this short because it's been a long week and, honestly, I don't have the words for it anyway. Let it suffice to say that when our country's most famous self-immolating politician is mashed up with our most famous self-immolating TV and film star, there's something unquestionably mesmerizing. Orrrrr it's just the sulphur getting to me. You make the call.