Oscar Rundown Leaked: Are You Ready for [SPOILER]?

Our sister site Deadline reports that it has obtained a tentative rundown of Sunday's Oscarcast, which Nikki Finke has concluded will be a "snorefest." Maybe, maybe not, but one look at these spoilers upon spoilers will definitely help you develop your bathroom break/beer-run strategy. Alas, it looks like you're still on your own with your In Memoriam montage pool ballot. [Deadline]