Charlie Sheen Trashes Two and a Half Men, Alcoholics Anonymous and Thomas Jefferson in New Interview
Why deny your addiction problems through a publicist when you can call into a conservative talk show and deny them yourself? That's the case Charlie Sheen made this afternoon when he dialed into The Alex Jones Show to talk about the "troll hell" that is Alcoholics Anonymous, his resentment towards Two and a Half Men producers and the reason why he is committing to drug use and violence. Click through for the best (worst?) quotes.
On the charges he's addicted to drugs: "The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."
On Alcoholics Anonymous: "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it." [Editor's note: With hookers?]
On drug testing: "Here's your first pee test. Next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
On success: "My success rate is 100 percent."
On the media: "I'm dealing with fools and trolls. [...] I don't have time for their judgment and stupidity. They lie down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' And they never will."
On the disease of alcoholism: "Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bullsh*t. I cured it right now with my mind."
On Two and a Half Men producers: "I was told if I went on the attack they'd cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10?"
His motto: "My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed."
On Chuck Lorre's vanity card message to Sheen: "Yeah, I didn't care about that vanity card. [...] That was actually one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade."
On his hands: "I've got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips. And this is most of the time including naps."
On his new tattoo: "Yeah, it's just pure and complete gnarly-isms. [...] It's the banner from the death card that Kilgore is throwing on his victims [from Apocalypse Now] but there's also -- falling from it -- is the apple from The Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it. Oh wait, can't process it? Losers. Buh bye."
On Thomas Jefferson: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p*ssy."
On his travel plans: "I"m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It may be lonely up here but I sure like the view."
On him: "Newsflash, I'm special."
We here at Movieline HQ have no words. For the full interview, listen here.
[RadarOnline.com]
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here's the thing. this bozo is not embarassed by his antics. he doesn't care what "we" think. he gets to do what he wants. of course it doesn't help that "we" enable him. i am not sure who has the bigger problem, him or us. p.s. i have NEVER seen his show.
Got to love it, atleast he ain`t going around pretending being one person while being another behind closed doors. He is beginning to make me laugh, this is better than the show.
Honestly, he sounds right in the thick of a blurry, drugged out, awesome manic episode. Oh, what a place to be; but the unfortunate thing is when you either a) come out of it and realize that those things that you said, weren't just in your head or written on the wall in your bedroom, and "holy shit, that's embarrassing, I wonder who I should apologize to first" or b) die.
I'd honestly take death over some of the blurry, drug-induced visions of grandeur I've caught myself in the middle of. Thank god not everyone get's a mic.
Hey I like the Alex jones show but this was almost unbaeravle to listen to, I don't know if he's on drugs but he's completly being egotistical here to the extreme it also annoyed me much while listening to this when Charlie was bashing the bible, Alex claims to be a christain yet he sais nothing about him bashing it, really annoyed me to that they talked about no real issues it was just Alex fauning over and taking it ridiculously easy on him, Alex is always saying don't be worshiping celebrities and looking up to them okay Alex you just wasted a whole part of your show doing that to a guy at the very least is on a trip of some sort, sure Charlie everyone is jelous of youcause you bang dirty whore pornstars, NO! I'm not jelous. Only thing this interview did fir me was make me now not like Charlie sheen at all when before I did like him for his stances on 9/11 truth and even make me ? Alex jones fir having this type of Hollywood garbage on his show. He sais there good friends, Alex I hope you not like this behind closed doors. This was a sad day for the Alex jones show
That clown who is the reason you are still talking about me.
Perhaps Charlie Sheen should put his 2 million per episode towards buying the rights to Firefly, thus solving a whole bunch of issues at once.
(Although Bolivian coke lords suffer greatly in this scenario. Porn hookers, surprisingly, remain status quo).
Charlie Sheen is the scum of the earth. May God destroy him and his pathetic soul!
Charlie Sheen is scum. God destroy him and his pathetic soul!
Charlie Sheen be scum of the earth. May God destroyith him and his pathetic soul!
I like you.
The only real choice for CBS and Chuck Lorre to do now is to cancel the show, and let Sheen flail on his own rather than enabling him. Continuing to capitulate to this nonsense only shows them to be, as Sheen would say, greedy pussies.
I found it interesting too. He bashed the Bible and Thomas Jefferson. I like Charlie Sheen, and I think he's really, really smart, but it did sound like he was on drugs during the interview and the bashing of stuff Alex Jones listeners are all about was strange.
I agree. I like the Alex Jones show and agree with most of what he says, but I think it sounded to me like it was more important to him to have a celebrity on his show than anything else. He kept referring to all the personal contacts he has had with Charlie, and didn't mind his bashing the Bible and Thomas Jefferson, two things Alex Jones listeners are really passionate about.
This dumbass is just another lindsey lohan. Sweep it under the rug and forget about this loser.
Newsflash: you're fired.
God I wish it would all end already. He's a talentless hack with the most overblown sense of entitlement I have ever witnessed. And does the Chaim Levine comment count as anti-Semitism? Can we put the kibosh on his career like Mel Gibson?
And hey, news flash! Looks like they've shut production down for the rest of the season. (This according to TMZ.) Make it forever, please.
If Sheen had kept quiet after his latest hooker/coke episode he would have been ok, as far as employment goes. Talk about flushing your career down the toilet.
This is off topic, but I noticed that a couple of Alex Jones listeners like Thomas Jefferson. I'm a liberal Democrat and I like Jefferson. I had no idea that he had appeal on the other side of the political aisle.
Wanna fly privately around the world?
Yeah man charlies blantit outburst of calling Thomas jefferson a pussy really pissed me off it's like okay look at all Thomas Jefferson did now look at what you've done Charlie it's not even close, plus Thomas Jefferson has some of the best quotes of all time hard to hate on most of them and by the way I'm not a republican or democrat, closest thing I would say is that I'm liberatarian but still wouldn't say I'm fully that, trust me I can't stand the reps and dens and their bullshit puppetshiw they put on for the brainwashed masses
Yeah man charlies blantit outburst of calling Thomas jefferson a pussy really pissed me off it's like okay look at all Thomas Jefferson did now look at what you've done Charlie it's not even close, plus Thomas Jefferson has some of the best quotes of all time hard to hate on most of them and by the way I'm not a republican or democrat, closest thing I would say is that I'm liberatarian but still wouldn't say I'm fully that, trust me I can't stand the reps and dens and their bullshit puppetshiw they put on for the brainwashed masses
Totally. I understand Brooke Mueller is available, if you'd like to have two goddesses along for the ride.
The whole thing started to remind me of his series character a while ago. Now I see that he is enforced projection of the one from the series. I wonder how they've even managed to keep "Two and a half men" running for so long. I thought that the series would end after three, maximum four series.
Um...what?!? Ever hear of something called spelling, punctuation and making sense?
Yeah, man. Charlie's blatant outburst of calling Thomas Jefferson a pussy really pissed me off. It's like, okay, look at all Thomas Jefferson did; now look a what you've done, Charlie. It's not even close! Plus, Thomas Jefferson has some of the best quotes of all time. Hard to hate on most of them. And by the way, I'm not a Republican or Democrat; closest think I would say is that I'm Libertarian.* But still, wouldn't say I'm fully that. Trust me, I can't stand the Reps and Dems and their bullshit puppet show they put on for the brainwashed masses.
*Unless you meant Librarian-tarian?
GAH, it's called punctuation. Grammar. Spelling. Speaking of brainwashed masses..................
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