George Clooney Has 'F*cked Too Many Chicks' To Run For Office
You may have wondered why handsome leading man/director/humanitarian George Clooney has not yet committed to running for office. After all, he is one of the most politically outspoken celebrities in Hollywood, and he even helped his father run for Congress back in 2004. The reason behind Clooney's lack of political ambition is quite simple though -- as he recently told Newsweek, he just "f*cked too many chicks." Read on for the Oscar winner's full explanation.
"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know," Clooney told Newsweek. "I f*cked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth." If he did run though, he'd be upfront about his past experiments. "[I'd] start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong water.'"
I mean, we've heard worse?