25 Possible Titles For the Next Sex and the City Film... in 2016

Good news, no one! Sarah Jessica Parker has not fully closed the door on a third Sex and the City film: "I'd definitely tell that [third] story, and I know Michael would do it right," she told the Los Angeles Times. "But maybe not now. Maybe in five years, you know?" Phew! That gives us plenty of time to come up with an appropriate title for what's sure to be another bastion of cinematic brilliance. To get things started properly, your friends at Movieline have come up with 25 appropriate titles for Sex and the City 3. Laugh along with them ahead, then feel free to add your own.

Sex and the City 3-D

Carrie Bradshaw: The First Avenger

Sex and the City 3: The Almost-Golden Girls

Samantha's Libido Rises

Sex and the City 3: We're Sorry About Sex and the City 2

Razzie Nominee Sex and the City 3

Sex and the City in Space

Apocalypse Now, Please

Sex and the City 3: The Critics Lost

On Golden Pond

$ex and the ¢ity 3: There's a $ucker Born Every Minute

Even Rich Girls Get the Blues

Mannequin 3: Moving Slower

Sex and the City: Game of Eye Shadows

Carrie Goes to Hell

Sex and the City 3 Men and a Baby

The Sunshine Girls

Sex and the City (This Time With Steven Tyler as Samantha)

I, Robots

Sex and the City 3: Samantha Wears Ewoks as a Hat

Women In Black (Badgley Mishka) 3-D

Sex and the City: Born This Way

The Worst Wives Club

Sex and the City 3: Fashion Weak

Avatar 3


  • Steve Olson says:

    Sex & The City 3: I Left My HRT in San Francisco

  • milessilverberg says:

    Sex and the Scooters
    The Usual Sexspects
    Sex and the Senior Community
    Winter's Boniva
    Not Since Carrie

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Sex and the Free Clinic
    Sex and the Fly Over States
    Bram Stroker's Sex and the City
    Porky's Revenge, again
    John Carpenter's Sex and Escape From New York
    Holy Sh*t, They Made Another One?!

  • Alonso Duralde says:

    Sex and the City 3: Menopause, Women at Play

  • Neo says:

    Halloween 3: Season of the Witches

  • stolidog says:

    Sex and the City 3: Samantha's Dead!

  • milessilverberg says:

    The Oldest Living Manhattan Party Girl Tells All
    For Rich White Women Who Have Considered Suicide When the Cosmo Is Enough
    Osteoporosister Act
    Peyton Product Placement
    Men Are from Mars, Women Are Self-Centered Co-Dependent Alcoholics With Trust Issues