New Water for Elephants Poster: Poutin' for Pachyderms

Robert Pattinson is pensive about the Big Top, and it doesn't help that Reese Witherspoon and Christoph Waltz are dancing inside like elegant grizzly bears. In the new poster for their movie Water for Elephants, we win a glimpse into the sulkiest circus I know. Juggle those emotions, R-Patz -- with flaming bowling pins and a red grin.


Now accepting your circus puns: Send in the Frowns! The Cryin' Wallendas! Cringe-ling Brothers! Inglourious Acrebats! Walk the Line (For Real)! Human Cannonbawl! I could go on for zero more seconds.

New 'Water for Elephants' Poster [ONTD]