Charlie Sheen Says, Don't Worry Guys, I Can Totally Handle My Hookers And Blow

Sending text messages to Radar editor Dylan Howard, Charlie Sheen has broken his silence just as he "voluntarily" heads into drug rehab. And for a guy that had to have emergency hospitalization after days of non-stop cocaine use, Charlie's certainly putting on a sunny face.

"I'm fine," Sheen claimed and called his (unnamed) detractors " a bunch of turds." Sheen also lamented that folks have been making such a fuss after his lil' ol' (alleged!) drug and porn binge, texting "People don't seem to get it.... Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?"

scarface_cocaine.jpgYeah, guys! Can't a fella have a non-stop marathon of smoking and snorting a briefcase full of blow, all the while surrounded by a bevy of similarly coked-out whores and porn stars? And if that same good-time gentleman happens to be rushed to the hospital and treated for anemia, dehydration and an ulceration, can't we just recognize that he'll be fine come Monday? Geez! I mean, we've all been there! Allegedly!

Honestly, America, he says he'll be fine, what more could we possibly need??

· EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen Breaks Silence, Tells Radar: 'I'm Fine... People Don't Seem To Get It' [Radar]


  • TurdBlossom says:

    Cue countdown for Doctor's Drew and Phil to try and insert themselves into this mess somehow.

  • trilby says:

    Yeah, this isn't going to end well.

  • ken mcmahon says:

    We've all been there allegedly... Maybe I've lived a sheltered life, but I have never paid for sex, used coke (or even been drunk) or had to be hospitalized for any of the above.
    Still this doesn't mean I am judging him in any way, his life is his life, and if he feels that living it in this manner is acceptable and is happy to continue on this path good luck to him.
    At the end of the day he is a very interesting individual and the media can't seem to keep him or Lilo and countless other similarly self destructive personalities out of their radar. It all translates to publicity, which translates to higher ratings, and bigger pay cheques. Maybe there is a method to this madness?

  • Foulard says:

    Is what he can do the Expendables 2?

  • Pauline says:

    Unfortunately. there are increasing numbers of cancers related to infections spread by sexual activity, especially to the oral (head and neck) area. STDs are not particularly classy, especially after chemotherapy and radiotherapy.

  • toddy says:

    Can't a guy do what he wants? the girls got paid he shared the dope and no by standers were injured. Stop hating just cause he does what you darn't dream to do

  • SunnydaZe says:

    To dream the impossible dream; to snort the unbelievable blow!