Dazed and Confused Rapped and Recapped in Two Minutes

· Pick up your vinyl copy of Snow's "Informer" and prepare to compare the words-per-minute in this rap recap of Dazed and Confused. It gets a little convoluted. [Vulture]

· "NBC Picks Up Cop Drama Pilot Based on Grimm's Fairy Tales." Grim is right. [TV Line]

· Rubber-faced comic legend Charlie Callas has died at 83. [Variety]

· Madonna will not premiere her film W.E. at Cannes. [ONTD]

· Finally, someone broke into Mel Gibson's mailbox and stole a Beaver screener. Authorities are scared to check his rose garden for clues. [ONTD]