Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab, the Old Softy

· Charlie Sheen's back in rehab according to new, staggeringly shocking reports. The decision follows a week of woes for the 45-year-old actor, including a cocaine bust, news of porn star parties, and other general Sheenery. Producers of Two and a Half Men also announced the show will be going on hiatus -- until whenever it's most convenient for Mr. Sheen. [TMZ]


  • The Winchester says:


  • SunnydaZe says:

    No, no. It's drugs he is trying to stop.

  • The Winchester says:

    We'll be here all week, folks. Try the veal.

  • The Cantankerist says:

    Producers for the show stated that "we're very close to the point at which we might have to start seriously considering thinking about the degree to which there may be some slight enabling of Charlie's behaviour going on in the attitude of our network. Rest assured, if he dies one of these times, that thought consideration will likely be moved to the forefront of issues to which we may indeed have to give some possible eligibility for examination on some level."

  • Martini Shark says:

    Anyone else confounded by the reports that Chaz had a group of adult film actresses at his place and they said most of the time they spent "watching"porn movies? That's like having Wolfgang Puck stop over with 12lbs ofKobi beef but you cannot be bothered to eat because you are too busy watching the Food Network.

  • The Winchester says:

    Cocaine is a helluva drug...

  • The Cantankerist says:

    Props to Lorre and CBS. Hope Charlie's got some decent people around him. I suspect not.

  • rosemary pajak says:

    Has anyone thought of having Charlie die in a show. A son even he didn't know about could show up. Someone he had in his youth, a love child. Just about the time his brother thinks his money worries are over, a clause in the will would say all would go to his brother unless he had children. The show could go on with a new younger version of Charlie