BREAKING: Someone Has Taken Mel Gibson's Beaver Hostage

MelGibsonBeaver120.jpgThe Beaver, Jodie Foster's upcoming film which could salvage the image of its controversy-prone lead Mel Gibson, was supposed to premiere this spring at SXSW but a pirated version could be coming to you much sooner. Summit Entertainment sent a DVD copy of the final cut to Gibson's home last night and after viewing, Gibson put the DVD in his mailbox so that a courier could return it to Summit. When the courier arrived, though, the DVD was gone. Please contact the L.A. County Sheriff's Department if you have any information on this theft. [TMZ]


  • Martini Shark says:

    I know who is to blame! It was Charlie Sheen!!! He is such -- [Comment redacted for inappropriate, and blatantly obvious, use of "beaver" and Mr. Sheen in a sexual context.]

  • bib fortuna says:

    Didn't Peter Griffin already do this with Passion of the Christ 2? So this has happened twice to Mr. Gibson now. You would have thought he would have learned after the first time. Kind of like leaving your car in the driveway with the keys in it and having it stolen TWICE... and we're back to Mr. Sheen.