8 Milestones in the Devolution of Ashton Kutcher

Valentine's Day (2010)

There's actually going to be a sequel to this called New Year's Eve in which Kutcher plays the same character. Or maybe he doesn't. I mean, it's like people aren't even trying any longer. Let's just put together as many recognizable names that we can in one movie and see what happens! Actually, for the purposes of this list, this is the perfect film for Kutcher to star in -- just show up, look pretty and don't worry about any substance whatsoever.

Killers (2010)

And, finally, the epitome of everything that can go wrong: Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl in the same movie. Two actors -- that in the past have shown glimpses of wanting something more out of their careers -- who have apparently given up. What's worse, Killers doesn't even classify as one of those "so bad that I will never forget it" kind of movies like The Last Airbender. It just exists and then it's forgotten, much like the path of Kutcher's once promising career. Seriously, dude, go do an indie or something.

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