'I Can Do It': Drunk Paz de la Huerta Cannot Do It

Except for the part where she was turned away from a Golden Globes afterparty for being too wasted, feebly protests "I can do it" to her oppressors and handlers alike, is ushered away in front of a dozen paparazzi and fans, takes a tumble and tears her gown, and signs an autograph with half her boob hanging out, I totally relate to Paz de la Huerta's drunken awards-night meltdown. Nothing three Aleve can't fix! And maybe a cease-and-desist letter. [TMZ]