VIDEO: Parks & Recreation's Ben Schwartz Makes a 'Terrible Decision'

· We're unabashed Ben Schwartz fans around these parts -- he was the highlight of the now-canceled Undercovers and always draws a gaggle of laughs when he appears on Parks & Recreation as Jean-Ralphio -- so his latest video for Funny or Die brought a good dose of laughter to Movieline HQ. "Terrible Decisions" will air as part of the second season of HBO's Funny or Die Presents. Click ahead to watch, laugh, then stick around for more Buzz Break.

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· It turns out that the family member Ted Williams got into an argument with on Monday night was his daughter. [Gothamist]

· Apparently the New York Film Critics' Circle Awards dinner is the greatest thing ever. Not only did Darren Aronofsky go off on Armond White, but the New York Press film critic was allegedly so mean that he made Annette Bening cry. [Gawker]

· Charlie Sheen has arrived on the set of Two and a Half Men following a bender. Can CBS and WBTV save him? Has any television show ever gotten more undeserved ink than Two and a Half Men? These questions, alas, appear to be unanswerable. [Deadline]

· Why did Mark Wahlberg quit smoking weed? "[F]or my kids. One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, 'Sometimes Daddy smells like that!' to me and my wife. So I knew I had quit." The more you know, and a child shall lead them, etc. [E!]