Psychos Suggest The Core Can Explain Bird Deaths
Or make that "psycho," I guess, unless you want to count the Hollywood Reporter editor who assigned this actual story late Thursday: "Can the Sci-Fi Flick The Core Explain Mysterious Global Bird Deaths?" The source? Daily Telegraph commenter "Achmed of Rootys Hill," who provided this expert opinion: "This is just like what happened in the movie The Core dead birds are just the start. The world is falling apart I see no hope." Come on, Achmed! You're really going to challenge Kirk Cameron over this? Related: I'm starting happy hour now. [THR]
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I think a more significant sign of the End of Times would be anything contained in "The Core" being considered accurate.
I am going to write an article for Variety based on this comment.
Can the headline be "Birds Soar No More Thanks to Core"?
Just add "says Shark" and you got it!