Homeless Internet Hero Probably Won't Star Opposite Jack Nicholson, But It's Fun to Dream
The story of golden-voiced Ted Williams rolls on as the first week of 2011 draws to a close. After being insulted by Meredith Vieira on the Today show on Thursday, Williams got another job offer from MSNBC (beggars can't be choosers, folks), was reunited with his mother, and, apparently, got a call from Jack Nicholson to co-star in the Hollywood icon's next movie. Or something.
"Jack Nicholson had contacted one of my in-laws who happens to be in Columbus, Ohio," Ted told ET. "They're supposed to be making a movie in which Jack is playing opposite a disc jockey, which he would like me to portray in the movie." Good enough, Ted. Far be it from a privileged idiot like me to rain on your parade -- after all, I get pissy when GChat signs me out for no reason -- but let's just say I won't be holding my breath for this one to happen.
In the meantime, watch Williams' appearance with Jimmy Fallon to get your heart warmed for the day.