Why This Picture of Justin Bieber Macking on Selena Gomez Skeeves Me Out

BieberSelena.jpgTechnically speaking, the Biebster is still a wee babe -- that is, he's 16 years old (and looks about 12), and is thus subject to child pornography laws -- but visual confirmation of romance between the pop-R&B crooner and 18-year-old tween starlet Selena Gomez is technically celeb news, right? At least it's my job to click on these questionable spy pics of Bieblena almost-kissing and butt-grabbing and canoodling in swimwear on a pre-New Year's Eve Caribbean cruise, which I'd estimate rank about a 1.5 on the COPINE scale of child pornography. What's your excuse? [Bauer Griffin via TMZ]


  • TurdBlossom says:

    This will be one of the last known pictures of Selema Gomez taken before she's forced to go into hiding from hoardes of outraged 12 year olds who believe the Bieb is all theirs and theirs alone.

  • Brian says:

    Disney, stop trying to make Selena Gomez happen. She's not going to happen.

  • KevyB says:

    These pictures are so obviously staged that it does make you wonder what's going on behind the scenes. Yeah, obviously it's another attempt to make something out of Selena Gomez. But why Bieber, who doesn't need a fake relationship to become more popular. Unless what he needs is a beard.... hmmmmmmm.....

  • casting couch says:

    Isn't one TMZ enough? C'mon, Movieline...

  • Martini Shark says:

    I'm getting a Cruise-compulsory vibe from this. But they need another contract to get me to care.

  • Lassie says:

    When *I* am able to go on a "pre-New Year's Eve Caribbean cruise", then I will care. Until then, the doings of 12 year old celebrities will invoke only a dull, bitter resentment...Meh. seriously, why is this article even here? This site is called Movieline, not Acneline.

  • Justin u look so attractive I bet Selena Gomez is melting right this moment. lol

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