I am Number Four Extended Look: Now with More Slow-Motion

It looks like a teaser and a full trailer for the new teen-alien-thriller series I Am Number Four were not enough. Now we've got a new "extended look," which seems like it should show us a new angle of the movie that those non-extended looks just couldn't cram in. Right?

Okay actually, much like Michael Bay's (who serves as producer here) "announcement trailer" for Transformers: Dark of the Moon I have no idea what an "extended look" actually means in relation to words like "teaser" and "trailer."

I can tell you that this new "look" is a lot like the last trailer (and only 12 seconds longer), and that the movie still looks like Twilight. Those looking for new footage will find it here, but it's not going to change anyone's mind about the movie. Also, there's a lot more slow-motion here, which kind of makes the "extended look" promise seem like false advertising, no? Anyway, glowing hands, explosions and sappy teen romance abound, so if that's the fix you need today, enjoy!

Verdict: If all six of these movies are made as planned, I will gladly go back and live blog all of them.