Oh, Lord: Trailer for Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Shouldn't Be Watched on a Full Stomach
There's a great line in the mostly forgotten neo-classic Empire Records that goes, "What's with today, today?" I'm reminded of that because coming on the heels of the soul-crushing preview for Bridalplasty, the new trailer for Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son feels like being kicked while down. Let's all hold each other and click ahead to watch this one together.
Shockingly, this is the third time Martin Lawrence has donned the fat suit for a Big Momma movie, which probably says more about us viewers than anyone else. Here he returns as a cop who must go undercover to protect his son (Tropic Thunder co-star Brandon T. Jackson) from a murdering baddie straight out of 1995. There are testicle jokes aplenty, a de rigueur dance scene and sorority girls...because what movie would be complete without a cadre of sorority girls. It all looks positively wretched, but, on the bright side, no one is competing for plastic surgery. So, win?