Help Movieline Caption the First Pics of Tom Cruise Scouting Locations for Next Mission: Impossible

It may not have a title -- though fingers and toes are still crossed here at Movieline HQ for Vanilla Script -- but with Tom Cruise and a cast of upstarts (Jeremy Renner and Paula Patton) already onboard, Paramount's Mission: Impossible relaunch is happening sooner rather than later. That helps explain what Cruise was doing scouting locations in Prague this week with director Brad Bird. If every picture tells a story, imagine what four pictures can tell you. Ahead, put on your best thinking cap and help Movieline caption the action.





[via JustJared]


  • Furious D says:

    1. TOM CRUISE: "That's where you can put the hole for the leading lady to stand so she won't tower over me."
    BRAD BIRD: "She's five foot two?"
    TOM CRUISE: "Just do it! I can't wear these lifts all day."

  • metroville says:

    Looks like Tom just completed MISSION: HAT SHOPPING.

  • No matter how hard he tries, Tom can't quite nail that certain 'je ne sais quoi' required to play Nicole Kidman in Brad Bird's upcoming biopic.

  • stolidog says:

    1) You want to put what, where?
    2) It's how big?
    3) Sounds interesting, but won't it hurt?
    4) Ah, some pain, but also pleasure.

  • HwoodHills says:

    1. So when the Iron Giant dies he doesn't REALLY die, right? He just sort of "shuts down"?
    2. YES!, 'Terminator Guy'! They ARE Raybans! - I was Maverick! Remember? - JESUS!
    3. A little off the back? - No way. I'm bringing back the mullet.
    4. Why didn't someone tell me this guy directs cartoons?

  • TurdBlossom says:

    "No, no, no! This won't work at all, these buildings all make me look short."
    sound of crickets chirping
    "What? WHAT???"

  • kudos says:

    Why is Ryan Reynolds doing in the back of picture #2?

  • Trace says:

    #2: Brad Bird: "you aint all that in a bag of chips!"