Brett Ratner or Oliver Stone: Who'd Courtney Love Rather?

It's lunchtime on the East Coast, and I don't know about you, but I'm starving. Want half of my auteur sandwich -- stacked high, sloppy and tall with lady meat Courtney Love? It's delicious! Click through and dig into Love's touchy-feely exploits from last night's Wall Street 2 premiere and last week's You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger debut in NYC.

Also: Don't tell Hugo Chavez.



[Top photo: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images; bottom photo: Mark Von Holden/WireImage]