Michael Vartan Reveals Lifelong Struggle with Dorfism in Touching 'Funny or Die' Video

· Just when you thought Michael Vartan was a hunky action star with a full-size physique, he drops this bombshell on us: He suffers from Tim Conway Syndrome, AKA Dorfism. Oh, cruel world. Now his golf skills seem so silly. Why, lord, why? [Funny or Die]

· The Marriage Ref will air in China. This is good news for those of you who are unconcerned with our country's global relations. [Variety]

· In true Showtime fashion, the network has renewed its new Laura Linney series The Big C after only a couple episodes. And get this, Weeds is coming back too, hopefully with some more insane murders. [Variety]

· Bristol Palin's accompaniment tonight on Dancing with the Stars The Three Dog Night tune, "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)." See what she did there. [Washington Post]

· The People's Choice Awards are now allowing voters to pick the number of categories in the ceremony. I haven't looked yet, but I'm sure "69696969" is in the lead. [NYT]