Katy Perry's 9 Most Irritating Faces Made in Her New Sesame Street Appearance

Perhaps it's just the bitter end of a long, crushing day, or possibly the unshakable gloom of my post-Blankenship hangover, but Katy Perry on Sesame Street is just about the last thing my brain is prepared to reckon with this evening. But there it is -- rather, there she is, all cleavage and cloy, bubble-gum grill, stalking around in pursuit of Elmo. There's something curiously bothersome about this, and not necessarily that Perry went tweeting F-bombs just days ago when her fiancé punched out photographers. It's probably best spoken in screencaps:

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  • dollywould says:

    I realize this is odd coming from someone with a Dolly Parton-inspired screen name, but isn't that quite a lot of boobage for children's programming? I'm half-expecting Elmo to motorboat her by the end.

  • Martini Shark says:

    Sesame Street was brought to you by the numbers 6, and 1, as well as the letter Q. Ms. Perry was brought to you by 35-D.

  • Bruce_F says:

    That was my first thought. I think this article is just the result of VanAirsdale spouting after a bad day, but you have a valid point. Unless that day's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "C" for "cleavage" that dress is inappropriate. It's also ugly.

  • Andrew says:

    Is she demonstrating how to give a hand job in that last one?

  • TurdBlossom says:

    It's in Katy's rider that her boobs must look like their about to escape at all times.

  • Trace says:

    I don't even want to know the context of these stills.

  • forever1267 says:

    pre-pre-teenage dreams

  • Tito says:

    "Mommy, who's that lady with Elmo?"
    "Well dear, that's pop star Katy Perry, known for such hits as 'I Kissed a Girl' and 'Ur So Gay'!"
    Seriously, is there anything left on the entertainment landscape that Ms Perry's mug has yet to invade? Make her go away. Please. And someone tell the Children's Television Workshop to stop trying to be so desperately "hip" with the "young people."

  • HwoodHills says:

    Gotta say, I'm the last one to question the importance of SESAME STREET (or the quality of their programming for kids), but was today's episode brought to us by the letters "M" and "B"... (for "Madonna Boobs")?

  • Mommaza says:

    WHAT in the world is Sesame Street thinking? THIS is a "kids" show, not an advertisement for lingerie. She is a not a role model we want our children to follow.

  • Vito Positano says:

    I agree that the truly feminine Katy Perry is a singing success, is visually appealing, is forever cute in her campy behavior, but is also a smart cooky given that she has parlayed her appeal by the public into positive ways.
    What's not to like about her accomplishments while breaking the glass ceiling? Kudos to her. She must truly be a role model for unfocused women (and men in this regard) who want to be successful entertainers but who have not yet actualized that potential.

  • Anonymous Me says:

    Wow, how jealous and bored are you all? VanAirsdal, how sorry and petty you are. And the rest of you to follow with your asinine comments. How sad and envious. If any one of you is really so worried about our children, go help one out.

  • Uncle Ernie says:

    Who is Katy Parry and why would I give a rat's ass about her or her funny faces? America is fast becoming a third world country and this is how you spend your time and your bully pulpit. You might want to unplug yourself from the Matrix and take a look around!

  • DC says:

    Vito, you're a retard. There's no "glass ceiling" in music.
    I also don't see the "positive" you're talking about – her songs to date are a cheap ploy for attention through lesbianism, a song with a title ripped from a text message, and her latest offering, where she writhes around naked, making her stupid faces and talking about how she's "undeniable."
    None of it would have been possible without AutoTune. She's a talentless clown.

  • Sarah says:

    I heard she quitting her dayjob to join a new rock group show featuring Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to name a few. It's called: "Insane Clown Pussies".

  • Chuckles says:

    As if any of you would be lucky enough to even get a second look from Perry. She is an amazingly attractive and very intelligent woman who could run circles around you in a conversation. As for me, she's the type of woman I would literally kill for.

  • McSnarkster says:

    You've made the incorrect assumption that any of us would *want* a second look from Perry. We'd all prefer her to just go away.

  • DC says:

    I'm sure if you met her, Chuckles, you'd be scarred for life when you realize her entire existence is consumed by the need for more fame and attention. I highly doubt she is a pleasant woman to be around, and I highly doubt she'd live up to your awkward expectations as a woman you would "literally kill for."
    Pro tip: Real women are better than the magazine images you wank it to.

  • XK9 says:

    "Vito, you're a retard..."
    That's solid commentary gold, people.

  • Ken says:

    Good Grief !!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe the childlike behavior of adults concerning this. Children are exposed to far more controversial views of women from their day to day existence. Go to WalMart and you'll see what I mean. Look at the TV shows all over the (pardon my crassness) boob-tube. Some of the comments here are completely asinine. They used a still from when she(Katy) was singing the song and they distort it into something lewd. I am appalled at the immaturity seen in these comments.

  • BigYalie says:

    I am puzzled your raction to Katy Perry and her banned Sesame Street appearance. I thought she was hilarious and her faces were very kid-friendly and had a rather cute sensibility. I don't much care for her idiot boyfriend Russell Brand, but Perry herself seems not to take herself seriously and she displayed great comic flair for Sesame Street. Her "faces" are part of her whole facetious approach to her music and I would rather watch her perform than ninety percent of the pretentious singers who strut about on stage as if they have terribly important statements to make about life.

  • Good Job! I was just talking about Chad Brock vs. Jewel . This should be helpful in the debate.

  • Trace says:

    ...All that and she couldn't even describe California girls right! "Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top"...that sounds more like Alabama!

  • Trace says:

    "I agree that the truly feminine Katy Perry is a singing success, is visually appealing, is forever cute in her campy behavior, but is also a smart cooky given that she has parlayed her appeal by the public into positive ways."
    Like what? The positivity of exploiting sexual stereotypes?
    "What's not to like about her accomplishments while breaking the glass ceiling? Kudos to her. She must truly be a role model for unfocused women (and men in this regard) who want to be successful entertainers but who have not yet actualized that potential."
    Does this process involve ripping off Alanis Morrisette and turning every lyric into an obvious double-entendre and using beige prose ("I kissed a girl and I liked it") to upset easily offended uptight conservatives?

  • Trace says:

    "Go to WalMart and you'll see what I mean."
    I went to Walmart. I don't see what you mean.
    "Look at the TV shows all over the (pardon my crassness) boob-tube."
    There's a little something called "parental control locks" which prevent children from accessing the dirtier bits of television. You would know this if you had a television in your house.
    "Some of the comments here are completely asinine. "
    ...like yours.