Desperate Housewives to Feature 12-Year-Old Mom

Teen moms are so hot right now, but what about preteen moms? Perhaps we'll soon find out on Desperate Housewives, now that the show has cast Nancy Travis and John Schneider as the parents to new resident himbo Brian Austin Green, despite the fact that Travis and Schneider are only twelve and thirteen years older than their onscreen son, respectively. Will this season's mystery involve time travel and Life & Style cover stories? [EW]