Jaden Smith & Justin Bieber Have Dance-Off; First Trumpet Of Armageddon Sounded

It's a lazy Sunday afternoon, so let me share the following news with you, gentle reader. Hollywood scion Jaden Smith and noted Canadian hair model Justin Bieber were enjoying themselves at a local New York City bowling alley, when suddenly a dance battle erupted! Breakdance fighting! Probable "dirt off your shoulder" dance moves! The gory pictures follow.

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Ignoring the fact that these pictures are so blurry that they look like frames from the Zapruder film, we learn from embedded sources that, though the dance battle was pitched and closely fought, it was tomboy chanteuse Bieber who won the day, thanks to his canny use of the Moonwalk.

Congratulations to both of the combatants and I hope they do just as well when somebody challenges them to a puberty-off.



  • TurdBlossom says:

    If the Bieber-Bot 5000 hasn't experienced puberty yet, it's probably not going to.

  • Bronson says:

    Ha! Jaden got beat by a girl!

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Oh, for crypse sake! It has been the Apopcalypse for some time now....

  • The Winchester says:

    Wait, did I just witness someone getting served??!?
    This is the best Labor Day gift a boy could ever hope for!!!

  • Jada says:

    you need to be quit jaden boo you did great im callin you boo but your older than me with 1 year and 6 monthes i love you always your twin.

  • markahya says:

    AHHHHH Jaden i love you we look just alike but i look a little bite more like your father every one all ways say that you did good u can dance i dont care wit no one says. bieber you did good but i love you jaden i hope i meet you one day i know lots about you its creepy im 1 year and 6 month younger than you i love you i can be real with you i hope we meet one day your twin markahya

  • Bronson says:

    Are you people under the impression that you can communicate directly with either of these two via these comments? Really?

  • PfdF says:

    What do you mean, you people?

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