Michael Bay Will Not Tolerate Puppycide, Offers $50,000 Reward for Culprit
Look out, Evil Hoodied Puppy-Drowning Girl (and your camera-wielding accomplice)! No less an influential man-hunting force than Michael Bay is coming after you for justice -- not in that underwhelming golf cart of his, either, but with a much more intimidating weapon: His wallet.
In a post since removed from his blog, Bay placed a $50,000 bounty on the head of the young lady who flung a cluster of squealing puppies into a river, one of the more stomach-turning acts of animal cruelty to be caught on tape (and disseminated globally) in, oh, ever. Gawker has all the latest on the crowd-sourced hunt for the despicable duo and was on the scene first when Bay, via his webmaster, put his money where his shocked, gaping mouth is:
There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It's a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.
Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.
If you have any information, please e-mail me at email@example.com.
OK, Uwe Boll, your turn.