Pot, Pubes, and Promiscuity: 6 OMG Moments Miley Cyrus Will Have in LOL

If you're a teen singer who wants to act, how do you get people to pay attention? If you're Justin Bieber on CSI, you kill somebody but leave behind a very incriminating trail of DNA evidence -- or, if you're Miley Cyrus in her new film LOL, you flash someone your Brazilian wax.

Hollywood Life has a script report of the Cyrus-Demi Moore comedy (adapted from a 2008 French film), and the typical teenage behavior from Cyrus's character Lola is so outrageous that Annie Leibovitz should be burned, like a witch. Here is the dirty laundry list of actions that Lola gets up to:

· Losing her virginity

· Talking about sex "incessantly"

· Smoking marijuana

· Kissing one of her best female friends on the lips

· Getting drunk

· Accidentally showing her mom, Ann (Demi Moore), her Brazilian wax

Disapproving head-shake! Can't the seventeen-year-old Cyrus be a little more like Hannah Montana? (Which is to say that she should film this all in front of three cameras and a live studio audience, for maximum weirdness.)

EXCLUSIVE! OMG -- Miley Cyrus Has Sex, Smokes Pot, Binge Drinks & Kisses Girls In Her New Film, 'LOL'! [Hollywood Life]