Trolls Retaliate After Rogue Critic Ruins Vampires Suck's Precious 0% Approval Rating
RIP film culture, c. 1891 - 2010. It has come to this: Saddened and aggrieved by one critic's approval of the once-unanimously loathed parody flick Vampires Suck, a troll militia has descended with their machetes and asthma inhalers to express its outrage. They are a fearsome, vengeful lot, and admittedly quite amusing once you get past the whole wrong-side-of-history thing. Taste the bile after the jump.
Michael Ordoña of the LA Times, this is your life:
· you f*cking moron, i hope you f*cking die for making this positive. you sh*t for brains idiot faggot neanderthal troglodyte cock juggling thunder c*nt!!!!
· WTF!!! YOU JUST RUINED THE 0% THIS MOVIE DESERVED FROM BOTH T-METER CRITICS (maybe...) AND THE 0% TOP CRITICS DESERVED TO GIVE IT!!! In short, you sir, are a douche bag.
· How much were you paid to give this a positive review? Friedburg and Seltzer are the bane of cinema right now. They deserve a 0% movie at this point.
· way to go a**hole
· Dang, I was hoping Armond White would be the only one to like this.
· Hope this guy gets fired for this review.
· You know what? You're a total dick for writing a good review about this movie which even Stevie Wonder could see that it sucks.
· O.M.G!!!! i can't believe this sh*t! Plus too, he's a top critic...I hope this guy with no brains gets fired. Seriously. Movies now-a-days don't make sense (like this sh*t)
· Are you serious! I made an account to make this one comment to you Michael... I hate you! This movie had 0% it was going perfect... PERFECT! and you come along and f*ck it all up, you f*cking F*CK! You know what Friedberg And Selter do right? They make a parody of whats popular and scam everyone into watching it. I hate you! You should get a new f*cking job. No you know what just drop dead. AGGGGRRHHH!!!!!!!! I Am F*CKING MAD!!!!!
· Well, that was a fun career while it lasted.
Well, indeed! Someone hide Lights Camera Jackson.
· Vampires Suck [Rotten Tomatoes]