Adam Scott Clarifies His Piranha 3D House Call Guarantee
Yesterday, Movieline fave Adam Scott took the bold step of guaranteeing via Twitter that anyone who didn't enjoy Piranha 3D would receive a house call from the actor. Today, Scott gave Vanity Fair a little bit of clarification: "I really don't think it will be necessary, since I can't imagine one not being satisfied with Piranha 3D, but just in case, yes of course I will be there." Really? With what stipulations?
"Few things: Will need the aforementioned firearm and fish. Will also need local Elisabeth Shue look-alike to run dialogue with, a plaid shirt, two high-fives (one before we run the scenes, one after), peanut M&M's, a map with the closest Red Roof Inn circled on it (I won't be staying there, I just like knowing where it is. I'll be staying with you), a 700-word essay on why you neglected to recognize that Piranha 3D totally f**king shreds, Perrier, a quick guitar lesson, one grenade, dinner with your family, and directions to the airport."
Oh, Adam Scott: Why are you so funny? While you ponder that, The Weinstein Company is already planning on using Scott's "totally f**king shreds" line as a centerpiece to the post-opening weekend marketing campaign.
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